Thanksgiving

Thanksgiving, horrifying turkeys everywhere! Us Americans have been celebrating this terrifying holiday for hundreds of years, sitting at home around our table with families and friends to feast upon turkey and mashed potatoes. We view it as a happy time of year, for spending time with loved ones and to get a great deal on that TV we’ve had our eye on all year. But what about the turkeys? How do they feel? They’re horrified you meanies! Turkeys have to sit in weight all year of this dreaded day, wondering who will go next, Uncle Steve or maybe cousin Martha. I bet some even try and sabotage one another, sacrifice their little sister to save their own skin. We might as well just have a turkey Hunger Games to save us the trouble of having to hunt them down! These poor little guys must have anxiety through the roof! Hopefully the kid turkey’s grades don’t drop at school. Didn’t you know turkeys go to school? After all their just like us!

Thanksgiving is not fair to the turkeys, we need to consider their feelings and stop being such savages! How is it fair of us to sit at home and watch football or look through magazines for sales while these poor birds are forced to have funerals for the loss of their loved ones ever year? And for those of you who say turkeys don’t know what’s going on have you ever seen a wild turkey and have it not run away from you? I think not! After all turkeys are just people with wings, let stick to chicken and put an end to this glorified killing spree.